Postscript: Plan a Welcome Home Party

Ganzy

drape yourself in sargassum

four women tee - an homage to Bermuda’s warrior women
archival jewellery - use a picture from your nana and papa’s wedding day. Or the one of your Grandma Dill when she was a spring chicken. Or your Aunt Ada with the grooves settled into her face. Or your Uncle Cecil with a Black n’ Mild hanging off his lip at the euchre table. frame it in a small brooch pin and affix it to your lapel. or your belt. or your backpack.

Vibes

Channel your inner DJ Chubb, TwinStarr, Jay D'General & Rusty G

Rum Yums

in order to inject more dark rum in our veins

Yeast Popcorn

because the best popcorn is at the gas station, sprinkled with chicken flavour and stuffed into a ziplock bag, avery label affixed. not available at movie theatres.

Bite the Dog that Bit You

wherein you drank too much the night before… and will lay in bed well past noon, mindlessly scrolling Twitter, until you remember when your ace girl said that thing about Bermuda culture and art and limestone. then the day will eke by